texas SUX Brand Beer is a Premium American style beer - dry, light-bodied yet full flavored with a touch of hops finesse. It’s sparkling golden brilliance is smooth and easy to drink. Our beer is brewed in small batches from the clear waters of Oklahoma’s lil’dixie. SUX Brand Beer* is carefully handcrafted by expert brewers with decades of brewing experience.

SUX Brand Beer bottled beer contains alcohol in excess of 3.2 % by volume. It is available statewide where other strong beers are sold. Please ask your local liquor store or restaurant to carry the product (If you are a liquor store or restaurant just check with your distributor).

texas SUX Brand Beer is also available in kegs. Contact your local liquor store for pricing and availability. 3.2 keg beer will be available seasonally.

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If you are a local or regional brewer and are interested in an exclusive Trademark Licensing Agreement to use SUX Brand Beer in your area contact us at growth@suxbeer.com.

• SUX Beer is a trademark of BigStick Brew Co. texas SUX Brand Beer is brewed under a trademark licensing agreement between BigStick Brew Co. of Oklahoma City and BigStick Beer Co. of Krebs, OK

(We take no responsibility for the accuracy of these quotes)

“Wow….it kinda tastes like beer.”
Stanford

“It comes in a bottle.....very cool....you guys thought of everything!”
J. Lowe

“Genius!”
Al Einstein

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Grandma Erma (grandparent of one of the BigStick founders)

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Sam Houston

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Davy Crockett

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Gengis Kahn

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Matthew McConnaughey

“The only thing I don’t like about the beer is that it is difficult to order. Every time I order one, the bartender says “I know”.
J. Bass

Jin Xing, Chinese Ambassador

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Homer Simpson

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Queer Eye Guys

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William Shakespeare

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Everett C. Koop